Thursday, August 21, 2014

Someone wrote something about periods and I didn't like it.

So, it's time to make a few points about internet publishing. If you have a blog, like me and everyone I know, then please, by all means publish half a sentence a day. No one is going to critique the lack of wordage or even the lack of effort. However, when your writing is associated with blogs/webzines that people read and share online then kindly make an effort to make a point. Don't just sit there and collate some survey made by someone else and then peddle it online with your name on it.

I don't get that at all.

How do editors let that shit pass and how do people write this and feel like they've written something complete? I don't know, I don't understand. Maybe these things are too far beyond my miniscule imagination!

To being with, let us read the article I'm shitting on! Here it is. This article discusses a subject that is taboo in this country, and not surprisingly this topic relates to allthewomeneverywhere. In India, however, said subject/topic has it's own mythology, tantric explanations, supersitions, etc, as most woman-related things in India are wont to have.

Now, on the surface it seems like something well-researched, because it quotes an urban survey that was carried out with an audience of 1000-some mostly urban people, in a country with a population in the billions surverying a 1000-odd people and extrapolating this onto everyone else is a bit of a stretch if you ask me. That being said, the people who were surveyed conveyed most of the ridiculousness that Indian patriarchy associates with menstruation - a veiled disgust and discomfort. Not even menstruating women have any idea about how to deal with their periods. And it may seem pathetic, but it is true. After reading this article, I'm very grateful for the fact that when I started my period there was no talk of using cloth.

Back to the article.

It opens with a rather grand premise - the Prime Minister's Independence Day speech and the subjects he raised. Now, considering that our Prime Minister probably spent time thinking of a speech that reiterated all the promises made during election time and in the TV ads his party had commissioned, opening with what he said is problematic. What if the things he promised never get fulfilled and everything he said was just populist rhetoric? Let's not drag him into this, shall we? Let's stick to all the other people who interact with women more closely, like siblings, parents and spouses and other extended family.

After these promising opening paragraphs, it then goes into "Here are four graphs that encapsulate India's attitude towards periods". Now, you've said that Whisper (they of "have a happy period and P&G fame) and IPSOS has carried out this survey in which most respondents were from urban India (namely "cities such as Delhi, Mumbai, Chennai, Kolkata, Bangalore and Hyderabad.") how on earth does this small demographic encapsulate such a large populace? And really, you couldn't take a minute to check what you were writing?  India's attitude? Really? Now, I know it seems like I'm nitpicking, but it is this kind of detail that makes all the difference. This article has so much potential to really get into the crux of the issue, but rather than take the trouble to at least make a dent, the writer chose to write a few fancy paragraphs and then just paraphrase a survery! 

The one person she has quoted in the article is a 29-year-old woman who owns a website relevant to this article, but not anyone else. Are there a lack of intelligent women to speak to in this country? How on earth do you just quote survey results and not talk to people who are also from urban India and who will have an opinion? Is it that easy to write an opinion piece these days? She didn't even mention the fact that until 2011 sanitary napkins in India had a 14% luxury tax attached to them. (not that it has made a difference to what they cost, apparently you still pay a premium irrespective of luxury tax!)

Then the ending - it all begins and ends with Whisper's new ad campaign. Like, seriously if you needed to give a P&G product free publicity, then you didn't have to cloak it in so much drama. I fail to grasp why you needed to quote a bigass company's campaign. Whisper did this touch the pickle thing around 15 years ago. If I remember the visuals correctly, it was a black and white video and a young woman held a ceramic pickle jar in her hand, she scooped a fingerfull of pickle and licked it with great relish. And there was some supposedly inspiring voiceover telling the menstruating demographic to please chill out and eat mango pickle if we wanted to.

While a company peddling overpriced necessities is giving us the same idea but 15 years later, I think it's on us to call bullshit and take a topic this relevant and turn it into a debate that will move away from free plugs for big corporates who don't need it.




Monday, August 18, 2014

On my long absence from blogging

It's been a while since I wrote something here. A while since I used this space to articulate the many things on my mind. I've been meaning to for a very long time now, but, I've intentionally stayed away.

For starters, I got married in December 2012. After years of bitching and ranting about it on this blog and to my friends and on Facebook and Twitter, I finally got married. My husband is an army officer. And it means the same everywhere, really. Long absences, coping with a lifestyle that can be overly overwhelming, coping with a routine that's sometimes truly and amazingly nuts, and living in houses that make you go  "WTF were they thinking when they built/painted/furnished it". See, in the Indian Army, you accessorise your homes, you don't, for the most part, sit on the sofas you bought so lovingly.

Anyway, I digress.

Since December 2012, I've been dealing with a lot, personally. One major thing being cohabiting with a man I met on a matrimonial website. Despite all the time we spent talking and getting to know each other, and hashing out what we identified as potential problems, and fighting over the negotiable and non-negotiable aspects of our relationship and the things we wanted, he was still a stranger who I had no real understanding of.

On some days, I felt like I was living in an alternate reality and this wasn't really my actual life. Those were the days when we fought. The rest of the time I kept thinking how familiar it was being with him and laughing at ridiculous slapstick Hindi comedy shows and being amazed at how similar our values were and how similar our sense of right and wrong was. It still didn't take away the blind panic I sometimes felt at this new relationship and this new loneliness I felt, being so far away from home and from the people I'd known all my life.

I've stopped working since I got married. A number of reasons for that - the army doesn't ask you to live at places where newspapers have active editions, I don't stay in a place for longer than two years (three years max), the kind of work I want to do is not easily available in places that are, for instance, 70kms away from a major city/town. I've dabbled with freelance work, but I'm shitty at following up or setting a routine for myself (as is evidenced by the lack of a published book but a folder full of half-written stories). For the most part, I decided that a work sabbatical was needed since I had so much coping to do. Classic escapism, but I think that it has been a good investment of my time. Now, I know that I'm ready to re-join the work force and not feel guilty about a damn thing.

Going from being the girl who lived with all her friends and family so close by and being able to travel any time to meet them and spend time with them to being the girl who lived in a remote army cantonment and managing with the resources available to me, has been immensely difficult. My husband tries to be understanding and supportive, but I think the only person who is capable of understanding what you're going through is you.

They say the first year of marriage is the worst. I don't know if this is a universal -ism or an -ism specificaly catering to an arranged marriage, but the first year was difficult and honestly the fact that my relationship survived it is thanks to timely interventions from friends and family. If it weren't for my friend Anjana, I honestly don't think I would have had the courage to examine what was going on and pull myself out of the blackhole I had summoned from nowhere!

What does all of this have to do with my blog?

Well, everything.

Blogging about my newly wedded 'bliss' would have been violating my husband's privacy, and as much as I love to talk about my life and everyone and everything in it, talking about my husband is something I don't think I should do. I don't mind harping incessantly about my feelings and so on, and any inferences made are really the reader's prerogative, but I will not under any circumstances initiate anything!

So, I've been on a leave of absence because blogging regularly would have meant giving in to the temptation of discussing my husband and I didn't want to do that. For any reason.

It's been 20 months since I've been married and I'm slowly getting better at dealing with things, and since I'm thinking of getting back to working, it's as good a time as any to get back to routine blogging as well.

 Here's to more nonsensical observations about life and everything else in general.

-Shruthi

Sunday, November 24, 2013

In Memoriam

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I remember when I sat alone at home. Waiting for someone to walk through the gate and give me company while I finished threading the jasmines. The garden always changed shape and form. Each visit, it looked different. The plants this time around looked unfamiliar. It was so strange, expecting to come home to a crowd only to find no one there. And then a familiar face peeks from behind the door. A familiar smile, a familiar voice and a particularly memorable hug. We smile. I show you how much I tried to catch up with that string you'd left behind. You're happy with my handiwork. It's like I'd never left the last time to go back to Madras, and school and all the things I pretend to miss when I'm with you.

I remember our little walks along the compound wall. Talking about the little things we wanted to discuss. We could only discuss with sisters. Boys, the things we did in school. our friends, our hopes, our dreams, our academics, our lives. You were older than me by four years and it seemed to me like you were living a dream. Four years further from the drudgery of Class 8 algebra, four blissful years away from school and exams and horrid teachers and horrid boys. Four years away from all the things I loathed about being a teenager.

I remember that you kept studying. And such complicated things like Zoology. It seemed like you knew everything. And science was not a looming threat to your sanity. Your books were all over the house. Fat and overwhelming, they seemed to tell me that you were the fount of all wisdom and if needed I could call you and cry to you about failing science, because I was such a nitwit and you knew more than I could ever imagine. I never did. Because I had so many other things to talk to you about. So many things to share with you.

Our parents spent a lot of time fighting and arguing. They're brother and sister and my father is older, and for some reason I thought they hated each other. And yet, when it was time for lunch, it seemed like all those arguments were forgotten and my aunt went our of her way to make her brother comfortable.

I remember the time when we pulled a jackfruit from the tree and spread newspaper all over the floor, rubbed our hands with coconut oil and devoured it. All six of us. And spent the next day in a line outside the door of the loo.

I remember the games you orchestrated. Where each of us had a role to play and you led it all with your brand of discipline and fun. I remember the summer you spent at home, for the first time it was you over and my house and not the other way around. The way we had to push that irritating Fiat car in the sweltering Madras summer. The way you insisted that I learn how to make sambar so that I wouldn't have to come all the way to Palakkad just to eat sambar. I still don't know how to make it and I don't think I want to learn. What's the point if you're not there to nag me about it.

It devastates me to realise that the little side of the road where we walked is where you landed, head first, after a turn gone wrong. The corner of the compound where we played is now a house. That jackfruit tree is still there. The garden still changes every time I come around. But there's one change that I am not comfortable with and one change I don't want to deal with - your death and the gaping hole that it has left in my heart and soul.

You were one of the best parts of my family and now I don't know what I'll do without you. You were supposed to come visit me and make plans to travel across the country, to wherever I'd be going. You promised. And before anything could be done about it, I was at the gate, looking at your bruised face, swathed in that particular hospital white reserved for dead bodies, and trying to take it all in as they planned to leave with the freezer box to burn your body.

I hope you are happy wherever you are my chechi. I'll miss you always.

Friday, November 15, 2013

Nandini Krishnan speaks to Shruthi Padmanabhan

[I'm one of the lucky few women who has writers, published authors, as friends. It's great! I interviewed my dear friend Nandini, whose book I reviewed in my last post, for The Ladies Finger magazine. Here's the FULL interview. The version at TLF is much, MUCH shorter. Here's everything. To be clear, this is what I sent them initially. The editing and re-editing that occurred is too complicated to explain and put here.]

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How I Met My Husband
Nandini Krishnan's new book delves into marriage, as arranged by parents, the bride-to-be, the universe and other assorted elements!

By Shruthi Padmanabhan

As a statistic of the success of online matrimonial websites, I must say that reading Nandini Krishnan''s Hitched : The Modern Woman and Arranged Marriage was an eye-opener. Yes, there are very similar narratives where young, independent, smart, educated, modern women are tearing their hair out at the prospect of having to get married to some random guy off the internet, there are also stories of decisions gone wrong, the plot not being quite it is and, yes, unhappiness.

What this book does is firmly divide the wedding and marriage. From the recently wed to the long-married, the women in this book have something to say, and all of it is relevant, and at times necessary, if you're a newly wed and don't have a clue about what you're doing with this new person you're sharing a toothpaste tube with.

Even though the men in the book are not the spouses of the women featured, their candid confessions is definitely something that needs to be read, especially without the accompanying snark about sexism and other assorted abuse that men often get when they try to have an opinion about anything.

And now, the author answers all my questions!

1) Take us through the process of how you found the women to be featured in this book. Any reason for them to remain anonymous?
I was looking for women who fit specific blocks in a grid within the broad description of “urban, educated, and modern”. I wanted people from across the country, across religions, and also who were in various stages of marriage – looking for a husband, newly-married, women with children, and divorced. Then, I wanted to speak to artistes, such as dancers, singers, and writers, whose professions and eccentricities and, umm, special needs the families they marry into will have to accommodate. And then there’s the other side – women who will need to accommodate their spouses’ professions – and this is why I’ve spoken to a woman married to an army officer, and one who is married to a mridangist. I wanted to look at both happy and unhappy marriages, and also issues like moving abroad after marriage, marrying across cultures, dealing with infertility, and whether there is such a thing as the right age to marry. Mother of god, I sound like a crazy scientist scouting for lab rats, no? Anyway, fortunately, I’ve worked in several industries across the country, so I knew quite a lot of these women personally. Then, I started asking around for women who fit the categories I hadn’t found yet.
There were two reasons for most to go with pseudonyms – one is that, however happy a marriage is, it is private. I was asking intrusive questions about intimate issues. Even if they were comfortable talking about these things, or all right with their friends knowing who they were, I don’t think anyone wants parents and in-laws knowing about their sex lives or fights or coping mechanisms or exes. Also, many of these women are my friends, who trust me, and who may forget that these stories are going to be published, even when I’m carrying a recorder, because they’re so used to discussing their personal lives with me. I showed them their stories before publication, but I was aware that seeing an email from me would be different from seeing the content of that email in a book on a shelf. In the cases of marriages that are turbulent or have ended, the husbands were not consulted, and so it was important for their identity to be protected. Even so, some of my interviewees did use their real names.
2) Have you met some of these couples? And what were your impressions of them? Did you, as an outsider, think “They're great together”?
I know some of these couples very well – I’ve met some even before marriage. There are those whom I haven’t met yet as a couple, and then there are those whom I met after the book came out. In some cases, I forgot that they had had arranged marriages because they fit so well together. In fact, with one of those couples that are so lovely together now, I remember attending their engagement and thinking, ‘They’re just so awkward with each other, how on earth are they going to live together?!’ But not all of them are straight out of Mills and Boon, you know. Some are still getting used to each other. With some, you can see that they’ve made adjustments. And, yes, there are some where the matchmaking has brought together a square peg and a round hole, and it’s obvious even to an outsider that they are barely able to tolerate each other.
3) A recurring theme is “the past” and this is an issue not just for married couples but for couples generally. I think except for the first relationship, every other romance in one's life has to go through this “can s/he handle my past” phase. Where do you stand on this issue?
It’s very hard to take a stand on this issue. It depends on you, your partner, your dynamic, and also the sort of relationship each of you has with your exes. If you’re not in touch with any of your exes, and don’t have any residual feelings for them (which is a tricky subject), maybe it’s all right to be open about it. But I think, broadly, it’s something of a Pandora’s Box. I doubt that anyone can handle one’s partner’s past well. At the most, we pretend we’re absolutely cool with everything, while hiding our insecurities and jealousies, and the fact that we’re constantly making comparisons, not just between us and them, but how our partners feel about us vis-à-vis how they felt about them. Aaaaargh! Maybe relationships work best when everything is on a need-to-know basis. That said, it’s not going to make your life easier if your ex decides to move in next door, and your partner has no clue.
4) At any point in writing this book, were you ever afraid that it might all read like a collection of 'samestories' gathered under one roof?
No. Is that the feeling you get? (Oh, dear!) I know most of these women very well, and while all of them are intelligent, and many of them are wilful, they have very different attitudes and outlooks. If I could meet Leo Tolstoy, I would tell him that was a very nice line, but he’s wrong – no two happy families are alike either. They may relate to each other’s happiness, just as unhappy families may relate to each other’s unhappiness; but they are not alike.
5) Each story has focussed on one aspect of finding a spouse and marrying him and the marriage thereafter and I keep running into bits of my own marriage in other stories. Was it a conscious decision to piece the book together like this?
Yeah, it’s all come together quite nicely, no? (Insert laugh) No, it wasn’t a conscious decision, really. The only part I assiduously planned was the sort of profiles I was looking at. And then, it worked like an algorithm (with a super-intelligent computer). It simply turned out that with each woman’s – and man’s – story, one aspect of the spouse-hunting took precedence, at least in their memories. I myself found that I could relate to a lot of their stories. I’ve never been married, of course, but things they said took me back to aspects of the relationships I’ve had. And then I thought, ‘It would be awesome if everyone can relate to this’. So, you’ve basically validated that wishful thinking. (Insert smiley)
6) There was one word that stood out in the entire book – train. It somehow made the whole process seem clinical, void of any kind of emotionality. Did you keep that in the book conscious of how it will read?
When the woman you’re referring to spoke the sentence – “You need to train your man like a dog with potential” – she said it in jest. When you put it the way you do, though, I see that it may have dark undertones, and sound cynical. I suppose that’s the problem with having just the words on the page, without the entire context that her face and voice would provide. I kept it in the book because I loved the sentence and her explanation for it – “See, I grew up with dogs. And the thing is, as long as they’re intelligent, you can train them. And because they’re intelligent, and so satisfied in their intelligence, they won’t realise they’re being trained. The key is to make them think they’re doing what you want them to out of their own accord.” She is hilarious, and says this sort of thing in front of her husband, who usually responds with a shake of the head or, you know, this long-suffering sigh. If I were to carry the simile further, I wouldn’t say training a dog, or even a baby, is void of emotionality, or even clinical. I think it’s quite cute how you can fool the brightest of kids and the brightest of dogs and the brightest of men, and yeah, the brightest of women too, into thinking they came up with something that you actually did.
7) Tell us a little bit about the stories themselves – why did you use so much variation – there's simple narrations of how they met and married, there are more nuanced tellings of life not having gone to plan – what was on your mind when you were writing these stories and piecing it all together?
A lot of these stories were in the women’s own words. My writing process is not that organised, you know. Sometimes, it’s whimsical. It depends on how I’m feeling at the time. So, the simpler narrations were inspired by less intense stories, and probably written when I was feeling light and happy, or in the sort of mood I’m in when these witticisms and tongue-in-cheek statements sort of roll out of my head. With the stories where life hasn’t quite gone to plan, I was drawn into a more melancholy and reflective mood. When I finally brought all of them together, I also had to pick out bits that each of my interviewees had said, which would go into the chapters that deal with particular aspects of marriage, such as living with in-laws, or changing names, or sharing passwords or deciding when to have children. It read all right to me, and I thought my editors would make sweeping changes and send me into depression. But they liked it, and it pretty much stayed that way.
8) There are women of all ages, faiths, and professions here, what did you think of interacting with such a diverse group?
Well, they all had one thing in common, and that was the socio-economic class they are from. I was curious about the extent to which the factors you mention here – age, faith, and profession – informed their choices, within the perspectives they had acquired through the way they were raised and their exposure to an urban lifestyle. While many of them might answer ‘Yes/No’ questions the same way, I found that each had very interesting insights into marriage as a whole, and this is probably because of the diversity of their labels, as it were.
9) The book has a “How I met my Husband” section and then divides itself into various other aspects – fights, language, culture, pasts – why did you structure the book in such a way?
Honestly, the book structured itself that way. Initially, I was planning to look at only specific aspects of a marriage, and use interviews as vox pop. But my first interviewee happened to be a divorcee. And she told her story so beautifully that I felt I was best off keeping myself out of it. With the next few people I interviewed, the same thing happened. So, the structure fell into place very organically. The book somehow became partly the stories of the women I spoke to, and partly what I had once intended to be the whole book – chapters on issues that come up in an arranged marriage. The ‘How I Met my Husband’ part also satisfies a certain voyeurism in all of us. Well, in me, at least. I like that sentence. I think I’m going to use it more often and pretend I knew exactly what I was doing all along – the voyeurism and then the self-help part.
10) You have also spoken to men and I found their confessions more candid – the words loo and gastric effluents come to mind. Why do you think this is?
For the same reason that men think it’s okay to, umm, spew gastric effluents in public, I suppose, while women pretend that having-to-go-to-the-loo is something that happens to other people. Generally speaking, men are just naturally less diplomatic and less worried about what others may think. Well, to be fair to them, I think they thought as much about marriage and the relationships they were getting into as the women did. Their turn of phrase makes it seem more light-hearted. Some are very close friends of mine. I’ve known the guy who speaks about the loo and gastric effluents for more than a decade now. And he says these things which sound hilarious, but are actually quite true. Another of my male interviewees was raised in the US, and he’s quite outspoken about what he likes and what he wants and what he doesn’t, and says as much in the book. He puts it down to the American way.
11) You've also featured your friends in this book, did you, at any point, think that it might dilute the objectivity of the narration?
I think objectivity is overrated. I wonder if it actually exists, because even your objectivity is gauged by someone’s subjectivity, no? God, I sound like a teenager on dope who’s just discovered Jack Kerouac. See, the only way you can be objective is to be duller than an NCERT textbook, and that’s the last thing I wanted. I think subjectivity makes things interesting. Some of the women I know were very open about their stories, and some jazzed them up a bit, I think, and some highlighted the better or worse aspects of their lives. So, it brought two levels of subjectivity into it – theirs and mine, which is obliquely reflected in the way I write about them, or the things I write immediately after putting down their stories.
12) Share one of your horror stories with us – who he was, what he said wrong, and why you almost murdered someone after having met him?
Well, I didn’t meet any of them, really. I only had four arranged-arranged long-distance encounters. And then there was this one guy whom I ran into at work, who said he was in love with me after three conversations about business, and I asked him to talk to my parents. That’s the sort of stupid thing 22-year-olds do. Thankfully, I moved cities almost immediately after, so that became long-distance too, and allowed me to discover he was a psycho on the loose. As for the four, I didn’t interact with two – I called them Toad and One-and-a-Half-Eyes, based on their photographs, and asked my mum if she would honestly like to see those wedding photographs and then the mutant babies. Another guy was nice enough, but we had absolutely no common interests, and wanted completely different things from life. My horror story would have to do with the one whom I stored on my phone as ‘Vijayakanth Lookalike’. His parents were sensible enough to not send me the photograph till my mum gave them my number. First, he’d plastered powder all over his neck. And he was wearing a blue silk shirt. And a porn-star moustache. I couldn’t bring myself to answer his first call. Then he texted, saying, ‘Hai. Plz tel ur convenient time. I shall cal u then.’ I called my mum (I was living in Delhi at the time) and said I’m turning lesbian. She asked me to be polite, call him and finish it off. Her exact words were, I think, “You’re a writer, di. Come up with some creative, believable lie and make him decide you’re incompatible, no?” I couldn’t bring myself to text, so I called Vijayakanth Lookalike back. He didn’t pick up, and texted saying, ‘Hai, sry, I’m gymming. Wil cal in 10 mts if dat’s ok wt u.’ Fail only. So, he called and asked, “So, you’re enjoying in Delhi-aa? I use to louwe Delhi.” He asked me if I read, and then said, “I’m a woracious reader.” I said, “I read, yes.” He asked, “What are you reading, actually? I’m a big fan of Taam Clancy. But my all time fawourite book is Alchemist.” I overcame my seizures, and managed to say, “Well, I’ve been reading Orhan Pamuk lately.” “Sorry, yaar?” he went. So, I repeated, “I said I’ve been reading Orhan Pamuk.” He said – wait for it – “Oh, I’ve never heard of that book.” Khatam. Khallas. Need I say more?
13) Why is your first full-length book non-fiction?
Well, after finishing some really terrible teeny-bopper books that make me recoil twice over now, I started writing a novel. It was a satire on marriage in the Tam Brahm community. I was telling Meru Gokhale, the Editorial Director of Random House, about it when I met her at a book launch. I’d just casually mentioned it. I was still plodding along with the novel, when she had this idea for a non-fiction book on arranged marriage among cosmopolitan Indian women. She asked me if I would like to write it, since I was already thinking about the subject, and I was quite thrilled – aside from the fact that she has been the editor for almost all my favourite writers, I saw that this would be my big chance to avenge the arranged marriage market ordeal I’d been put through. I put the novel on hold to write this book. Now, I’ve got three other ideas for novels, and I think I’ll do one of those first, before I become the person you go to for a quick sound bite on marriage. Your equivalent of Carrie Bradshaw for sex, if you will. Wait, you didn’t ask me what’s next. I should stop plugging myself like this.
14) After having gone through several 'fail' matchmaking attempts, and after having met and interviewed the women in this book, where do you stand on the new-age arranged marriage process?
You know, at some point, I realised that my idea of a perfect man would look like Arjun Rampal, write like Vikram Seth, have Jerry Seinfeld’s sense of comic timing, and behave like Kishore Kumar in Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi (with the vocal acrobatics and finesse too, naturally). God, I start dancing every time I listen to, “Ek ladki bheegi bhaagi si.” Anyway, problem is, none of them is Tam Brahm. I think, for all its pretensions of modernity, the arranged marriage process has several antiquated parameters. The worst of these are caste confines and this obsession with horoscope-matching. Of course, two women feature in Hitched who broke both norms. But that’s not usually how it works. I didn’t see myself having an arranged marriage, ever, and it was something I half-heartedly allowed myself to be talked into between boyfriends. It isn’t for everybody. I think one really needs to decide whether an arranged marriage will suit one, based on what one wants from life. I’m not ‘between boyfriends’ right now, so I’ve sort of distanced myself again. Also, I’m 29 now, and even if I stay 29 for as long as Sridevi stayed 49, I think I’m pretty ineligible in the arranged marriage market.

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

In which a book is reviewed

[[Uh, what? Two more followers? That's all kinds of awesome! Yay! And, welcome. And now, onto business :D ]]

I'm in a book reviewing spree.

Why?

I have a 4-month-old pup who's either tearing out the foam from my govt-issued sofas or trying to pee on my bed. That I get any reading done at all ought to be celebrated, and publicly too. Because my pup has now decided that hanging out in the balcony is a great idea because he can climb on the chair we've kept for him and watch as cars and trucks drive-by, the cows graze (I live in a village converted to an army cantonment, okay?) and people walk past our block and go to the front gate. Thankfully, his watching means I have time to read and write. So, here, for the followers of my blog is a post about Hitched – The Modern Woman and Arranged Marriage.

Written by Nandini Krishnan, Hitched traces the “why?” behind the decision of independent, educated, urban women to marry a man chosen for them by their families. Now, I had an arranged marriage too and I have spoken about it extensively online, but I did not just say yes to the first goat my father introduced me to. There was a lot of talking/thinking involved, and that is precisely what Nandini explores in her book. How did these women arrive at the decision where you met a stranger and decide that you were going to spend the rest of your life co-habiting, procreating, money-sharing, secret-sharing, life-building, etc?

The women featured in Hitched have all lived life according to the rules they made for themselves, and each of the women in the book has her own reason as to why she married the man she married. Each woman owns the narrative of her marriage. Let me emphasise this – marriage, not wedding. For those who are confused about the two, kindly do a quick search for the definition and come back here.

Arranged marriages are a norm, in a manner of speaking, in this country. Now, those who are academic will talk about the violence exerted by patriarchy by still keeping this alive and the lack of choice and the fact that agency is robbed when a partner is chosen for someone rather than them choosing their partner. I would like to clarify that this book does not feature the women on whom this institutional violence in committed. They are in charge of the decision-making process, although the means to the decision is either a marriage broker, or meddling relative, or an online matrimonial website.

Now, the same category of women – educated, urban, independent – also existed a generation ago. Our mothers, I mean. They were the key veto in the whole arranged marriage process, but let's face it, if our grandfathers had insisted that a particular alliance go ahead, it probably would have. I'm also pretty sure that most of our mothers did not stay out till 3am and come back home to sleep off 10 tequila shots!

Back to Hitched. There's so much truth in here, and so much relevance that I was thinking about everything I've written online and shared with my friends about the morons I was being introduced to and asked to consider by my dad. And even though it might seem that this is a collection of identical stories, it's not. Even the people and their values are not identical. There are all kinds of women featured here – journalists, dancers, TV producers, divorcee, still-looking-for-a-husband – and each of them has her own way of talking about how her life panned out. And that's what makes this book complete, if you ask me. The fact that this is not a collection of “One fine day, I met this guy and we connected and just knew, and then we got engaged and discovered how right out choice was, and then we got married and are now living happily ever after. I was right, he is “the one” and I'm so happy, I'm vomiting rainbows every day.” There is crazy, there is poignant, there is also methodical.

Another plus for Hitched is that it is pieced together beautifully. First up are the stories – from the disastrous first meetings, to the frustrations and heartbreaks, et al – and following those are the questions “The wedding hungama”, “What do couples fight about in the first year?” and others. At some point, it might seem like you're reading a relationship how-to, but that's not the aim of the book. Let's face it, when you're talking about your marriage, it tends to go into “Yeah, we fought, but relationships are about compromise...” territory and that's something no one can really help. Especially in India, where advice can be got for free for just about any life crisis – from maths homework to childbirth! Let's also be clear about another thing - when people talk about their marriages, they will never tell you about the fights, the disappointments, the “did I make the right decision moments” to anyone, best friend or no.

I recommend that everyone read Hitched. Especially those who are from foreign countries. God knows you harbour a ton of misconceptions about us! I'd appreciate it if you understood that my country is a mix of people you make documentaries about, as well as people like me, who blog and whose blogs you read.

Why are you still here? Order Hitched. Like, now!


Wednesday, September 25, 2013

A Book Review and other things

I cannot believe that I haven't posted anything since July this year. Not that I have decided to neglect this blog, hell no, just that I'm too lazy and that laziness outweighs every opinion I have to share online.

Now, onto the reason I'm back to posting – a new book I read recently.

And it's in the category of books I've read in 5 hours – other books in this category include Purple Hibiscus by Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Hitched by Nandini Krishnan, Lean In by Sheryl Sandberg and the topic of this blog post – Soldier and Spice, an army wife's life by Aditi Mathur Kumar.

Now, all of you know that I'm married to an army officer, so this book is of particular interest to me.

Let's begin, shall we?

The Army Wife's Learning Curve – A review of Soldier and Spice

The thing about the Indian Army is that it is never in the news for the right reasons – there's either a land scam, or an ex-chief who is making cryptic comments about government dealings, or the media pondering over the sustainability of one of the largest standing armies in the world. The other times the army is in the news, then we're either fighting a war or we're trying to stop incursions. There's a lot of mystery around the army and the only people who have a clue are officers and their families and frankly they are the last people who will talk about what goes on in the corridors of the many offices and conference rooms of regiments, brigades, corps commands, and HQ.

But that's a serious discussion, we're talking about army wives here, and army wives are a group who are known as the hep aunties in various small and big cities in the country or as the women who are the mothers of the most popular Miss India's since 1994. But what happens when a girl who is from a non-army background marries into this set-up of protocol and never set a wrong foot ever? 

Back when our mothers were getting married, minding your Ps and Qs was an inherent part of your education – both in school and at home – knowing how to cook was a given, and wearing a sari was the only clothing decision to make when one had to go to a party of any description.

Cut to the era of cable television and jeans and grunge and goth and rock music and you have a whole generation of women who didn't go to convents, studied all kinds of subjects and worked and are working across industries. What happens when these independent women are thrust into a life where moving is the norm, whipping up snacks at any given time is a given, and your career can take a long vacation because there's no scope for journalism to flourish in a little town in Arunachal Pradesh unless you're working for National Geographic? 

What happens is what is chronicled in Soldier and Spice.

Set aside a few hours of your weekend, grab a cuppa and let Pia Arjun Mehra take you into her world where you meet lots women who speak well, who dress well and who know what needs to be done and said at the right place and time, listen intently as they steer Pia towards being a better army spouse. And if you have the time, try out Pia's cheesy fries with red dip. She's not a gourmand, but that recipe is definitely worth your while. But Pia's is not an easy journey. She was in TV before this and the last thing she got called in TV was “aunty” and “memsaab”.

Her first encounter with anything army is the way her husband tells time (1700 hrs is 5pm, and so on) and then there are the giant men who walk in and offer to do her household chores, and frankly when you're an independent woman who is used to lugging around her own baggage this takes some getting used to! And then there is every young, cool woman's worst nightmare – being called “aunty” by some random child. That encounter is worth reading.

Pia doesn't mince words and every thought is articulated in a way that is completely Urban Dictionary and not at all some preachy manual on how to live your life. As an army wife, let me tell you, the first thing you'll learn is that life simply does not go to plan. Pia's strength as a character is that she's brutally honest and she does her best to cope with a whole new world. Everything she thought she knew is suddenly not what it was. She has to stop being a TV girl and be a wife, an army wife no less. Ladies meets, however boring, have to seem important. “Bloody” is no longer easily accessible. There's other women who are scrutinising every look and word and every fold in your sari, and if you're the kind that gets easily overwhelmed, then chances are you'll end up like Mrs.James.

This is a light and breezy book to read. And there's a lot here that fiancees of army men need to know, newly married wives of army officers need to know and once you've assimilated all the lists Pia has helpfully made for you, you can happily read on to know what happens next... because a LOT happens next!

If there was one small detail I would add to the book, it'd be more Arjun. Let's face it, us army wives have a lot to cope with, and you'll read all about it in the book, but the one thing that we don't talk about is our husbands. They wear a uniform to work every day and stand tall and proud and most importantly chivalry is an intrinsic part of who they are, not some idea they came by on BroTips! It's great being in this organisation and the life is not for everyone. Let's face it, not everyone can adjust to a life where being politically correct is an every second of every day thing and not a once in a social occasion thing.

But Pia sails through like a champ and with her pink lipstick intact, and that's the best part – there's chemistry, there's make-up, great clothes, great ideas, and a fun ride into the army world! There's also some great people, some not so great people, and nose hair! Read the book, enjoy it and laugh a little, Pia's adventures are just the dose of sunshine you need this rainy season!


Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Love at First Sight

If someone told me they fell in love when they saw chocolate cake, I'd believe them without questioning the state of their mind. But when someone (read the film industry) tells me this about people, it makes me wonder what is happening with the world.

What is this love at first sight? Aside from being the most defined word, love is also the most derided word. Meaning it has both ardent believers and an equal, if not more, number of skeptics. So, why then, are we selling this idea that you take one look at a person and just know?

I've been reading a lot of content about Raanjhana, the recently released 'epic romance' that I didn't watch. And the premise of the love story is that the hero takes one look at the heroine and knows that she is the love of his life. And it isn't like she looks at him and knows right back. It takes her 15 slaps to share her name with him (this information I got from the trailer) and god knows what other violence was inflicted before she admits to loving him back.

She then falls in love with someone else and wants to marry him and any other things happen in the movie that don't involve the as advertised lead pair getting together.

One artile pegged this phenomenon as 'unrequited love'.

It's worrying. Or maybe I'm crazy.

I'm the weird one that wants to know why someone loves me. I don't ask my mother that. Well, sometimes I do, and she has an answer. So does my dad. But their answers are all variations of "You're my daughter, that's why".

Friends are a lot more forthcoming with their responses to "Why do you love/like me?" They dispense with the need for a question with some action or the other to affirm why they are  your friends.

In the case of romantic love, however, all reason is shot to the sewer.

To the point where people are baffled when this question is raised.

I, for one, think it's a good question to ask someone in love. Why do you love the person who is 'the love of your life'?

Do you think it's a good question?